Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
âHere comes the airplane!â
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didnât want them.
Wouldnât want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.