What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
