why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
So if you say a bear shoots children and leah likes Mason Boswells and I go to Benjamin adlard year 6
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
what do you call a priest meeting his illegal children
a holy CUMmunion
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
