When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!