Children jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.