Childhood jokes
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.