Childhood jokes
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Memes
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
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My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.