Childhood jokes
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.