Childhood jokes
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt find home.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Memes
Halloween meme πππ
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donβt know where home is.
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My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
You know whatβs traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!