Childhood

Childhood jokes

Tree

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Bed

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Memes

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Batman

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

Face

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Santa Claus

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Orphan

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.