Childhood jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.