Childhood jokes
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.