Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
I like dildos.
