Childhood jokes
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.