Childhood jokes
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
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Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!