Childhood jokes
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Memes
mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.