Childhood jokes
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.