Childhood jokes
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Memes
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.