Childhood jokes
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.