Childhood jokes
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.