Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Childhood Jokes
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I like dildos.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
