New Childhood Jokes - Page 15

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?

"Fairly OddParents."

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

I like dildos.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."