Childhood jokes

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?

"Fairly OddParents."

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

I like dildos.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"