Childhood jokes
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"