Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Childhood Jokes
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
I'm an orphan, lol.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
