Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. The joke plays on the word "home". Orphans don't have a home, you see? And in baseball, "home plate" is where you score. So, orphans can't find their way "home" in baseball, just like in life. Get it? You probably don't since your brain is so small.