What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
Q: why can’t orphan be gay A: they have nobody to call daddy
