This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
