Child jokes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.