The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
the F in orphan stands for family
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What is a reversed exorcism ? It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body </3
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.