Child jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.