Child jokes
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.