Child Jokes

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.

why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool

NEXT DAY

me: brings in 8 other kids

police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."

Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”