Child jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
My little girl
Madeline Mcannot find her.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.