A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said I know you wanna. jack undressed and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. but stupud jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
your adopted
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
