Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
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what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
