Child jokes
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
How do you tell a child they have cancer? With a smile on your face.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
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