Child jokes

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

You can't give an orphan homework.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.