Child jokes
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My son.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Stop, orphan joke!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Memes
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.