Child

Child jokes

Account

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Memes

Adoption

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

Baby

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

Kid

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Trampoline

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

Dad

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Baby

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.