Child jokes
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Stop, orphan joke!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My son.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!