Child jokes
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Memes
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.