Child jokes
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My son.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Memes
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!