Child jokes
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Orphan
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.