Child jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.