Child jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.