Child jokes
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.