Child jokes
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?