Child jokes

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

You can't give an orphan homework.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Annie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.