Child jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.