Child jokes
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
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A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.