Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
