Child jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Memes
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.