Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Child Jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Stop, orphan joke!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
