Child jokes
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Orphan
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.