Child jokes
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
When the card declines on child insurance.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.