Child jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.