Child jokes
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”