What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
