Child jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Baby (DYM 108).
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.