Child jokes
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Memes
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Baby (DYM 108).
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.