Child jokes
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.