Child

Child jokes

Penguin

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Opposite day

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Orphan

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Accident

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Memes

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Kid

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

Strike

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Orphan

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Baby

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Orphanage

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.