Child jokes
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.