Child jokes
Get off of here, kids!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Memes
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".