What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Child Jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Baby (DYM 108).
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
