Child jokes
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Memes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.