Child jokes
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.