Child jokes
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Memes
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What did the mom say to the baby?
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".