Child jokes
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.