Child jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.