Child jokes
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.