Child jokes
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.