Child jokes
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Memes
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Baby (DYM 108).
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Madeline Mcannot find her.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What did the mom say to the baby?
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.