Child jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Madeline Mcannot find her.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Memes
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.