Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
What is a orphans favorite 🎥🍿 Home alone
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
