A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
What breakdancing ,twitching and noisy?
A child with epilepsy
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
What did the orphan say to his father? Nothing he doesn't have one.
