Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
your adopted
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
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What is a orphans favorite 🎥🍿 Home alone
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
