Child jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.