Child jokes
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.