Why did the library book go to the doctor? -- It needed to be checked out.
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
Ppl pls check out Tenya's jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!
One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
