Bank

Anonymous

I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

Word

Anonymous

in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "

Green

Anonymous

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

Sky

Samkid123

What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies… -/-/

Doctor

CoolDaddy

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Bank

Anonymous

Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her… she had really bad balance

Bank

Anonymous

one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced

Girl

J0K35

So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, what are you doing?

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.

Sister

Anonymous

I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.

Stink

Anonymous

What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”

Puns

THE BIG OOF

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by, I checked my watch and said, “My how time is FLYING by.”

Die

Anonymous

What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.

Smoking

Anonymous

This one butt check said to the other one it’s really personal but it’s ok I’ll tell you.it said hey let’s go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.

Old

loli clint

so today a old lady asked me to check her balace so i pushed her… hhah

Flat

Anonymous

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in his flat mate.

Fat

Fat

Yo mama’s so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check

Man

Anonymous

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It’s not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks… Guy #1: Yeah, it’s a real pain in the ass!

Man

Anonymous

A man walks into a library Man: Hello ma’am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: … Librarian: … The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

Die

Gamer Zacoo01

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01)

What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?

Rust in pieces!

Mouth

Anonymous Ben

China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂

Kid

Anonymous

kid:goes to the kitchen mom:what are you doing here? kid : just checking out the knife mom:so you’ve chosen death

Die

CøcøaThatSucks

A old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check so I died to help her

Guy

Chazman

The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: “My check is in your mouth” and “I won’t cum in your mailbox”

Wife

SPECIAL_GYAL

A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »

Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee

Son : « W- Wait a minute… So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »

The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot … » Son : « But it was a nightmare … »

Dad turns into a monster

Dad : « I’m your nightmare »

The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.

The Son with himself: « Wake up btch wake up btch !!! »

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fat

Anonymous

What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks

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