How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Hey Yall, You want to read something funny. Then look up greater tuna OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID(Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn't good
Where are the ping pong balls? check the bathroom stalls
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his FILLINGS checked
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
