Bank

Anonymous

one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced

Bank

Anonymous

I lost my job at the bank today, a lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

Sister

Anonymous

I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.

Dyslexic

Chazman

The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: “My check is in your mouth” and “I won’t cum in your mailbox”

Nothing

1gamer_rules

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Orphanage

That kid you know in class 11

Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea

Bank

Anonymous

Today at the bank a old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her… she had really bad balance

Bank

Snowy715

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Street

Anonymous

Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van

Puns

THE BIG OOF

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by, I checked my watch and said, “My how time is FLYING by.”

Woman

Anonymous

A man walks into a library Man: Hello ma’am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: … Librarian: … The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

Orphan

Anonymous

how do orphan jokes start?

checking your shoulder

Fat

Fat

Yo mama’s so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check

Yo mama

Just Javi

Yo mama so stupid she couldn’t comment on this website because she didn’t know the 2x4 check

Restaurant

Songs

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say “Boy you Can Keep It”

Sister

watersharky

Ok,ok who is trying to be my “long lost brother” because last time i checked I didn’t have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Baby

Air Attack Productions

Can’t anyone relate to this? BEAT WATERSHARKY!!! -Oops!-By- Air Attack Productions and Yung Gravy-Ayy, supercalifragilisticexpiali dope shit Supercalifragi lick my ex be on some ho shit Superman, I get dem bands but ain’t gon’ buy you roses Super-duper get them cougars, took my wrist and froze it Super-duper hoes Y’all got Oompa Loompa hoes I ain’t never knew ya hoes Prolly still ran through 'em, though

Oh, wait, wait, I, I do know your ho? You talkin’ ‘bout, you talkin’ 'bout Tracy? Nah, you mean like, like, Tracy with the ass? Tracy with the, with the Honda? Shit, well

Oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby

Lil’ bitch, I’m happy and I know it so I clap them fuckin’ cheeks, yeah I’m happy and I show it to your momma in the sheets And I’m happy she’s a freak ho, happy so my teeth glow Yeah, my bitch elite, I be clapping every week My neck, my back, got your momma on my sack My checks, my racks, it’s the return of the motherfuckin’ mack And I stay with the pack, though Clap, clap, then I’m out the backdoor Lil’ Pillsbury, I stack dough Walkin’ with a limp, like a crack ho

Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby Yeah, I said oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Hit her five times in the Coupe, Mercedes, whoopsie daisy Oops, baby Gravy hit my bitch, yeah, whoopsie daisy I just tryna hit, it’s my duty, baby Sippin’ on the goose, like Boosie, baby

Die

Gamer Zacoo01

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?

Rust in pieces!

Mouth

Anonymous Ben

China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂