Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in his flat mate.
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Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
Where are the ping pong balls? check the bathroom stalls
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn't good
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his FILLINGS checked
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them
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Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
Person A:Hey,what's the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It's greenglish!
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.