Check Jokes

Anonymous

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in his flat mate.

Puppa pump-spinich
in Uranus

Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!

Anonymous
in Bob

lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance

Anonymous

in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "

Anonymous
in Green

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

Samkid123
in Sky

What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies… -/-/

dev

What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them

If ya dont get it check the comments

Gwen

Can you guys check out my joke please?

watersharky

Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I’m The one that’s had a bad day? Whether I’m stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I’ll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I’ll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I’m here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I’ll check the girls on the island Don’t miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I’ll miss my sandy toes I’ve got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away

Anonymous
in Orphan

why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.

Guest

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

J0K35
in Date

So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, what are you doing?

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.

Aiden

by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good

Lovely perv

So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

MAGAnon

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400…some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they’re still leaving. Women’s rights? Nah, dudes in women’s sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

Anonymous

I woke up one night to a strange noise and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents room. I looked inside and counted, ok one two three finger men and my mom so nothing out of the ordinary so then I checked my sisters room. And I counted 4 other women in the room but then I realized that he sound was coming from right in front of me it was my dad giving me a bj the whole time.

Dixbfloppin

Check out my new song. It’s called. Nlggas in the hood. And it’s really good so go listen

Anonymous

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated