Check Jokes

Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

how do you starve a hippie, you hide its wellfair check under the soap

Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*

i thought you were just raising your eyebrow but I checked x-ray and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right

i saw your license it said your 15 I checked your face it says your 50

yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up

Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.

Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.

Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea

What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them

If ya dont get it check the comments

What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/

Person A:Hey,what's the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It's greenglish!

in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "

*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.