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By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.