Flat

Anonymous

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in his flat mate.

Uranus

Puppa pump-spinich

Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!

Funny

Gwen

Ppl pls check out Tenya’s jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!

Word

Anonymous

in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "

Green

Anonymous

Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!

Sky

Samkid123

What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies… -/-/

Month

dev

What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them

If ya dont get it check the comments

Guy

Gwen

Can you guys check out my joke please?

Guy

Ello

Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven’t been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I’m so excited! And don’t worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y’all!

Nut

Anonymous

Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.

Toe

watersharky

Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I’m The one that’s had a bad day? Whether I’m stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I’ll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I’ll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I’m here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I’ll check the girls on the island Don’t miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I’ll miss my sandy toes I’ve got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away

Date

J0K35

So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, what are you doing?

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.

Puns

Aiden

by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good

Orphan

Anonymous

why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.

Jack

MAGAnon

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400…some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they’re still leaving. Women’s rights? Nah, dudes in women’s sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.