Check Jokes


i saw your license it said your 15 I checked your face it says your 50

Tegan-myaih aysha watkins
in Bank

my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good

FUn guuy
in Deez Nuts

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

in Little Johnny

teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.’’ “I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then…good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ‘‘OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!’’

yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up


why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake

Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.


So a lady came up to me today at the bank and she asked me to check her Balance so I pushed her over


Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.

in Bank

One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance… So, i pushed her over.


I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

in Nobody

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance… So I pushed her over

in Funny

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Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven’t been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I’m so excited! And don’t worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y’all!