If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$
I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Why do people adopt orphans
They get cash
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Me: can I have your chair 💺 You: Why Me : for charity
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
