I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can’t s Orphan play baseball because it can’t find home
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
