Why can’t s Orphan play baseball because it can’t find home
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
