You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
