I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
why did the crows form a charity? because its all for good caws!
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?... Because they’re shellfish😂
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
