Charity

Charity jokes

Toy

    • Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

    Kid: Why, Dad?

    Dad: So you don't get bored.

    Kid

    • What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

    They both couldn't make it all the way.

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    • Orphan

    • What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

    A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

    A parent.

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    • Nun

    • Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

    A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

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    • Orphanage

    • I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

    I love working in an orphanage.

    Shark

    • If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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    • Orphanage

    • An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

    Dollar

    • I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

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    • Orphan

    • I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

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