Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
