I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of aids
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$
I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Why do people adopt orphans
They get cash
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Me: can I have your chair 💺 You: Why Me : for charity
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans
Family size
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
