for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
