Chair jokes
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!