Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool? Flip it over
