Chair

Chair Jokes

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.

What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!