Chair jokes

"Chairing is caring, folks!"

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?

Chair-y.

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

What did the booty say to the chair?

"You complete me!"

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

What kind of chair inhabits your soul?

A hair!

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.