stan says shut the fuck up or sit your ass down on that bitch chair
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A chair came to life and said I'm alive, I said yes I know I am
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
what kind of chair inhabits your soul?
a hair!
What do you call a Terrorist in a whelk chair
Rcxd in bound
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Me: can I have your chair 💺 You: Why Me : for charity
