Chair jokes
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Memes
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.