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shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

Coca Cola

DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

A person in a Coca-Cola can costume points a crossbow at a man sitting in a chair with an arrow through his chest.

Hedgehog

Grizzlymilk · 3 years ago

He has been expecting you…

A white hedgehog wearing a black top hat sits on a tiny silver chair. A hand is visible in the top right corner. The text on the post says 'He has been expecting you…'

Sheep

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a chair that looks like three sheep attached together. The text below says: Exotic chair (not satanic) $2,200.

Actress

Bismarck · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing shows a man talking to an actress. The man wears a green flower-patterned shirt, orange shorts, and a camera around his neck. The blonde actress sits in a director's chair under a red umbrella. She wears a short white dress and sunglasses. The background shows a film set with the 'Hollywood' sign in the distance. The text reads: "Special effects, sweetie!"

Kid

𝓒𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷✨ · 27 days ago

ig im killing 3

A screenshot of text depicting a hypothetical dialogue among the characters of the game Doki Doki Literature Club. MC asks, "There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?" Yuri suggests having everyone stand. Sayori suggests bringing three more chairs. Natsuki says the most important ones can sit down. Monika bluntly responds, "Kill three."

Baby

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A baby sits in a high chair, completely covered in food, which appears to be spaghetti and sauce. A green divided tray and a blue sippy cup are also visible. The text overlay states, 'He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids.'

Pool

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

When you go to the community pool

The image shows two scenes. The upper image is an outdoor pool with a group of people represented by meme characters. One person has a troll face, another is a cat and the third one has the face of Tom Nook. Above the water it is written POOOOOOOOLLE. The lower image has the meme character stonks sitting on a chair at the bottom of a body of water.

Teacher

GG Miller · 2 years ago

5th grade me

A photo shows a man wearing a king's crown and a red cape while sitting on a golden throne. The text above the image reads "3rd graders after sitting on the teacher's chair".

Book

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A book cover is visible. The title of the book is "Mein Kampfy Chair". The author is named Adolf Hitler. There is an image of Hitler sitting in a comfy armchair.

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a man sitting in a chair in front of a portrait of another man. The text on the image says, "Me and the guy responsible for my downfall."

Monkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing shows a monkey sitting in a "restraint chair" hooked up to tubes that deliver "drum n bass" and "iced coffee" to his brain. The monkey is also given "adderall" and a beer, "Miller High Life". He has a plate of "crab rangoon sustenance" in front of him. The monkey's hand is placed on a "response bar" facing the screen labelled "Twitter".

Shotgun

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black folding chair with a shotgun leaning against it and a yellow shotgun shell sitting on the seat. The text on the image reads: "Yo rate my painting set up."

Voice

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Studio

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A man sits at a table in a bright white studio, surrounded by a semi-circle of empty wooden chairs. The text overlay reads "1 Schizophrenic vs 20 Empty chairs", parodying the visual style of viral social experiment and dating videos.

Mom

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Last light be like:

The image is a cartoon with three different objects labeled with the words "me" and "your mom" to indicate spatial relation. A carrot labeled "me" is sitting on a chair labeled "your mom". An apple labeled "me" is sitting in a box labeled "your mom". A pumpkin labeled "me" is sitting under a bench labeled "your mom". The words "on", "in" and "under" are written under the objects.

Suicide

Sore Raven · 8 months ago

A black and white image in a motivational poster style. It depicts two white stick figures on a black background. On the left, a stick figure stands on a chair with a noose around its neck. On the right, another stick figure sits comfortably on a chair, holding a striped popcorn bucket labeled 'jumbo size' and eating while watching the other figure. Below the illustration, the title 'SUICIDE WATCH' is written in large white serif font, with the caption 'Hey no hurry, I bought the jumbo size' in smaller text underneath.

Sonic

arsonisfun · 2 years ago

Gotta go fast

A cartoon image of Sonic the Hedgehog pointing with the text "Eat your chair" written above him.

Cat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

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