Chair Jokes

A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar, And A Table, And A Chair.

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"

How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?

The wheel chair floats to the top

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"

I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it

so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

I sat on a chair

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How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs

You move the chairs

I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back

What's a chairmakers favorite flavor?

Chairry.

boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"

Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH