Chair jokes

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?

A: You're the chairman of the board!

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.

One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.

A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.

The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.