When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Celebrity Jokes
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
