Celebrity jokes
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Memes
gordan ramsey
Ariana Grande
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.