Celebrity jokes
Paul Walker.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Memes
gordan ramsey
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Ariana Grande
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”