Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Paul Walker.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
KSI driving ability.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Ariana Grande
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?