Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Paul Walker.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.