Celebrity jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Paul Walker.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
KSI driving ability.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Ariana Grande
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.