Celebrity jokes
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Memes
Paul Walker.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
KSI driving ability.
Ariana Grande
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.