Celebrity jokes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Paul Walker.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Hey sisters
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
KSI driving ability.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Ariana Grande
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.