Celebrity jokes
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
"Hee hee touched me."
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
My life #freemymanrkelly
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.