Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white
Innocent
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
When Chris brown herd he wasnβt the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: βHoles gonna be big.β
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by will smith
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
