Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Celebrity Jokes
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
