Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.