Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Date

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Song

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Wish

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Toy

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Pronoun

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Jackass

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

House

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Movie

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.