Celebrity jokes
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.