What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Celebrity Jokes
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
