Celebrity jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.