Celebrity jokes
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
ya boy edp is back many years later
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.