Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Memes
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.