Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Death

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

Memes

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Chance

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Ball

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

People

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Crotch

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

Drink

Michael Jackson

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.