Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Chance

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Whore

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

Nightmare

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Wrap

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Orphan

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Date

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Song

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."