Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
KSI driving ability.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Ariana Grande
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
