Celebrity jokes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Memes
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.