Celebrity jokes

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.