Celebrity jokes
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!