Celebrity jokes
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.