Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Celebrity Jokes
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
