I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
