Celebrity jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
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Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"