Celebrity jokes
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
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What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
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What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.