Celebrity jokes
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.