How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Celebrity Jokes
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
