Celebrity jokes

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"