How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
