What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Celebrity Jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
