Celebrity jokes
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."