Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
