Celebrity jokes
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Cameron Boyce
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
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I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️