Celebrity jokes
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Memes
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.