What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Celebrity Jokes
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
