I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
Celebrity Jokes
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
