How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
