Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

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  • I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

    Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

    Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

    Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

    So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

    One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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  • I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

    She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

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  • Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

    Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

    Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

    What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

    Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

    If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.