Celebrity jokes
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Haha, dead.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Cameron Boyce
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.