Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

The dad then dies in a car crash.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.