Cause jokes

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...

... the first two being politics and religion.

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

Because they'll cause a car crash.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.