are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why can't people with tourettes learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
Its muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die , die.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
