Cause jokes
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.