Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
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Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause dam you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
are you a wild girl cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs
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Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
anything can be funny with the right delivery except for abortion jokes cause there is no delivery
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
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Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
