Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Cause Jokes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Why canβt Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
