I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
I Don't like calculator jokes cause thay are to overused
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long