Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty conpeition they said no cause they didn't want professionals
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
