There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
I Don't like calculator jokes cause thay are to overused
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
why did the orphan scream wolf cause people actually came back
what are the similarities between a broken tire and me? we were both caused by broken rubber.
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
Do you have a halo,Cause i can give it to you
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard A. Cause they want the BONEus
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
