Cause jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.