Cause jokes
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.