Cause jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Memes
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.