Cause jokes

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

Can I tell you a cat joke?

Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?

'Cause he had a screw loose!

Why can't orphans play cricket?

'Cause they don't know where the home is.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

'Cause he Neverlands.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.