Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
