Cause jokes
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Memes
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.